The Question Which Has Long Plagued Us Has Come to an End.

For months, perhaps even years, there has been much debate concerning the Bristol Myers Squibb operation. Could the company in fact be run entirely by robotic devices? Surely, this would satisfy those perplexing questions - for, why else would a company who brands itself as ethical enterprise continue utilizing a criminally abusive animal testing lab? Robots, that's why!

Yes, that's right, non-thinking, monotonous hunks of steel which could never begin to ponder the those "difficult ethical questions" activists direct towards them. Perhaps that will shed some light on the relationship between HLS and Bristol Myers Squibb -- why else would a company continue, year after year, to pour money into a lab which has been documented punching puppies in the face and falsifying data?

However, with all the recent progress toward artificial intellgence, we figured -- hey, what the hell? Why not give BMS a nudge, a few emails and phone calls, perhaps some demonstrations? Because, let's face it: as stupid as these barely autonomous robots may be, even they should be able to comprehend the notion that there's no exuse for animal abuse.